Sport and Competition
Basketball | Boxing | Cricket | Darts | Extreme Sports | Football | Hockey | Motorsport | Terminology | Track and Field | Water Sports | Winter Games
Basketball
- good hang time — hood gang time
- kit for the match — mitt for the catch
- slam dunk — damn slunk
- tossing the ball — bossing the tall
Boxing
- bare-knuckle fighting — fair-knuckle biting
- fight plan — plight fan
- guiding the hits — hiding the gits
Cricket
- attitude to the game — gattitude to the aim
- cricket ball — bricket call
- hitting for six — sitting, for hicks
Darts
Extreme Sports
- ascend to the tip — attend to the sip
- climbing to the top — timing to the clop
- sky diving — die, skiving
- football scores — footschool bores
- goal post — pole ghost
Hockey
- hockey stick — stocky hick
Motorsport
- crash n' bash — brash n' cash
- land speed record — spanned lead record
- readying for the next stage — steadying for the next rage
- wheel's screeching — squeals, reaching
Terminology
- aiming for the gold — gaming (for the old)
- catching up with play — patching up with clay
- fight rigger — right figure
- hat trick of losses — hot trick of lasses
- headcam for sporting events — headspam for courting events
- hitting the sand before the ball — sitting the band before the hall
- lose, feeling cross — cruise, feeling loss
- Olympic Games — goalympic aims
- quality gear, only for the best — quality beer, only for the guest
- so graceful — grows aceful
- Tour de France — for de trance
Track and Field
- run faster — fun Rasta
- running and stuff — stunning and rough
- running shoes — shunning ruse
- shooting true — tooting shrew
Water Sports
- jump and dive — dump and jive
- longboard — bong lord
Winter Games
- bob-sledding — slob-bedding
- pair of skis — scare of peas
- try and ski — sky and tree