Society
Anniversaries and Occasions
- making the toast — taking the most
- now you're over the hill — how you're over the 'nil'
- reach pensionable age — each pensionable rage
Care
- care for old people — air for cold people
- care homes — hair combs
- caring duty — daring cutie
- foster care — cost affair
- nurse for the home — hearse for the gnome
- rare case — care race
Community
- city grounds — gritty sounds
- old geezers — gold easers
- perception of the rest — reception of the pest
- way of life — lay of wife
- welfare rights — well rare fights
Crime and Police
- account of people being mauled — amount of people being called
- art of smuggling — smart, of ugling
- booked by the copper — cooked by the bopper
- bound and gagged — gowned and bagged
- caught them trying — taught them crying
- cheap crimes — creep chimes
- chocked by a stranger — stroked by a changer
- criminal damage — diminal cram mage
- crucial haul — who shall crawl?
- four of the protesters jailed — jaw of the protesters failed
- fretting landlord — letting land fraud
- gag the burglar — bag the gurgler
- handcuffs — canned 'huffs'
- hide the evidence — eyed the heavy dents
- highway troops — tryway hoops
- jail terms — tail germs
- kind of a buffer — bind of a cuffer
- minor offender — finer amender
- mugging a drunk — drugging a monk
- picked up by the cops — kicked up by the pops
- search for four people — perch for sore people
- sins of the shooter — shins of the suitor
- squad cars — quad scars
- start talking — tart stalking
- state trooper — trait stooper
- stay within the confines of the law — lay within the confines of the store
- stressed on the beat — best on the street
- strong arm of the law — long arm of the straw
- theft and driving skills — deft and thriving skills
- wise control — cries one troll
Debt and Poverty
- a site for the needy — a night for the seedy
- getting by — betting guy
- in the black — bin the lack
- know lack — low knack
- missing accounts — kissing amounts
- no debts — dough nets
- ruination — new erasion
- seeking to help the poor — peeking to help the sore
- should work — would shirk
- tardy hermit — hardy-term it
Government and Politics
- a lot of speaking — a spot of leaking
- armed chartists — charmed artists
- a rule, enforced by the commission — a cruel, enforced by the omission
- cash for honours — ash for conners
- ceasing the liers — leasing the sighers
- deeply moored by tough, National barriers — deeply bored by tough, National marriers
- election fever — affection lever
- faking the rules — raking the fools
- house of lords — hoarse of louds
- informed decision — deformed incision
- leading speakers — speeding leakers
- poll tax — toll packs
- poor record keeping — core record peeping
- power sharing — shower pairing
- rise and speaks — spies and reeks
- sheer power — peer shower
- the powers that be — the bowers that pee
- tighten the rules — righten the tools
- Tories came stumbling out — stories came tumbling out
- voted now — noted vow
- your vote is cast — your coat is vast
Law and Courthouse
- appeal against the decision — a deal against the position
- bag snatcher — snag batcher
- court fees — fort keys
- court papers — port capers
- just cause — cussed jaws
- knowing your rights — rowing your knights
- law suit — sore loot
- legal rights — regal lights
- state trials — trait styles
- truth and reason — Ruth and treason
- world court — curled wart
Newspapers
- a day of rumours — array of doomers
- journalist — learn a 'gist'
- newspaper articles — arsepaper newticles
- reading the newspaper — needing the rusepaper
- shocking news — knocking shoes
- the modern press — the proddin' mess
Pomp and Grandeur
- classy and glamorous — gassy and clamorous
- classy girls — glassy curls
- date of the reception — rate of the deception
- faded jewels — jaded fools
Royalty
- barking orders — our King bored us
- court of the Queen — quart of the keen
- iconic ruler — ironic cooler
- King George the third — thing George the curd
- our dear old Queen — our queer old Dean
- Royals that cope — coils that rope
- ruling figure — fooling rigour
- ruling King — cooling ring
Taxes
- road tax — toad racks
- tax rates — axe traits
Trends and Lifestyle
- drug-crazed hippy — hug-crazed drippy
- fashion craze — crashin' phase
- gay pride — pray guide
- hippy pals — happy pills
- invest in a good choice — in chest (in a good voice)
- make your own rules — rake your own mules
- nowadays all are doing it — dour nasal are doing it