Relationships
Children | Dating & Romance | Family | Friends | Marriage | Parenting
Children
- baby boutique — booby baitique
- born out of wedlock — worn out of bedlock
- greedy phase — feedy graze
- growing all the time — towing all the grime
- hot nappy — not happy
- pair strongly cautioned — care strongly portioned
- rough and tumble — tough and rumble
- spoiled brat — boiled sprat
- teenager — neat-ager
- walking toddlers — talking waddlers
Dating and Romance
- adorable — a borer (dull)
- bump and grind — grump and bind
- cheating hearts — heating charts
- fornicate — corny fate
- glad to have you back with me — mad to have you back, with glee!
- horny and kinky — corny and hinky
- in love with you — yin love with 'ooh'
- kiss of a blind man — bliss of a kind man
- love shack — shove lack
- lure between the covers — cure between the lovers
- oozing with charm — choosing with arm
- precious girl — gracious pearl
- pretty girl — gritty pearl
- real stunner — steel runner
- recently dated — decently rated
- rough dating — duff rating
- together — go tether
Family
- am I spoiled? — spam I oiled
- a twisted sister — assisted twister
- births and marriages — mirth's and barrages
- cheap your kin up — keep your chin up
- cousin's daughter — dozen's caught her
- good morning, Dad — good dawning, mad
- goodnight, happy dreams — good height, nappy dreams
- hard lives — lard hives
- household meeting — mousehold heating
- Royal and son — soil and run
- soften with age — often with sage
- treasuring the memories — measuring the tremmories
- wish for the daughter — dish for the water
Friends
- befriending — free bending
- best mate — messed bait
- call me any time — all meek, any time
- chums with the caps — comes with the chaps
- girly side — surly guide
- give a badge to your buddy — give a budge to your baddie
- great friends for me — great mends for free
- male friends — frail mends
- new kid on the block — new bid on the clock
- re-engage with your peers — pre-engage with your ears
Marriage
- bride and groom — brood and grime
- lacking trust — tracking lust
- lousy drunk — drowsy lunk
- my wife and I need it — my knife and I weed it
- nagging wife — wagging knife
- scheming drunk — dreaming skunk
- stuck with you — yuck with stew
Parenting
- bad Moms — mad bombs
- mum and dad — dumb and mad
- rearing the child — cheering the riled
Salutations
- a pleasure to meet you — a measure, to pleat you
- see you later, bye — be you later, sigh…