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Accessorizing | Fabrics | Footwear | Miscellaneous Clothing | Colours | Names
Accessorizing
- handbags — banned hags
- headbands — bed hands
- tie your bow — by your toe
Fabrics
- cotton rich — rotten kitsch
- feather light — leather fight
- flower pattern — power flatten
- long flowing robes — wrong flowing lobes
- plastic mac — mastic plaque
- spinning a thread — thinning a spread
- black shoes — shack blues
- boot laces — loot bases
- floppy slippers — sloppy flippers
- needing some socks — seeding some knocks
- shoe box — boo shocks
Miscellaneous Clothing
- blue trousers — true blousers
- chunky pants — punky chants
- coat hook — haute cook
- cold mitts — mould kits
- glossy buttons — bossy gluttons
Colours
- black and white — whack and blight
- green and mauve — mean and grove
- loads of colours —codes of lullers
- pale and dark — dale and park
- sky blue pink with purple spots — spy blue pink with purple Scots
Names
- affair of Pete — a pair of feet
- aging Ron — raging on
- Alysha — a Sheila
- Ann and Steve — Stan and Eve
- Arthur's mass — Martha's ass
- astute Cory — a cute story
- ate with Rita — rate, with eater
- Bertie dotes — dirty boats
- breeding Ned — kneading bread
- Bridget's mother — midget's brother
- Bruce, not Tom — truce, not bomb
- Claire was boring us — bear was clawing us
- court of Paul — port of call
- cure Wyatt — you're quiet
- Dave quellers — cave dwellers
- Davy with the grinner — gravy with the dinner
- Dick and QWERTY — quick and dirty
- duly, Trevor stated — truly devestated
- dumb ass name — numb ass dame
- flaming Nora — naming Flora
- frame for Claude — claim for fraud
- Fran's best mend — man's best friend
- fun name — Nun fame
- glowing Nance — knowing glance
- hi Peter — pie heater
- hugging Barry — bugging Harry
- icky Peter — picky eater
- Jane amender — main agenda
- Jill for Bob — bill for job
- Johnny boy — bonny joy
- josh down with Wynn — wash down with gin
- Lenny pain — Penny Lane
- Madge Baker — badge maker
- Mandy Hucker — handy mucker
- marking Peter — parking meter
- meet Neil — neat meal
- Melanie — lemonie
- money due Helen — honeydew melon
- Monica can alter — Konica Minolta
- mopey Dan — dopey man
- my dad, Martin — my mad dartin'
- Neville, of Leeds — level of needs
- Norman the motorist — Mormon, the notorist
- nursed fame — first name
- pat your Errol — at your peril
- Pete the miner — meet the piner
- pie Howard — high-powered
- playing with your original Stan — staying with your original plan
- prissy Sam — sissy pram
- Rick, then Brenda — brick, then render
- shaper Pete — paper sheet
- show your name — know your shame
- snooper Annie — Super Nanny
- sonya with a 'Y' — won ya with a sigh…
- sticking with Kyle — kicking with style
- Susan shocks — shoes and socks
- Tom and Kerry — commentary
- your Kath is getting bold — your bath is getting cold