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Accessorizing | Fabrics | Footwear | Miscellaneous Clothing | Colours | Names

Accessorizing

  • handbags — banned hags
  • headbands — bed hands
  • tie your bow — by your toe
 

Fabrics

  • cotton rich — rotten kitsch
  • feather light — leather fight
  • flower pattern — power flatten
  • long flowing robes — wrong flowing lobes
  • plastic mac — mastic plaque
  • spinning a thread — thinning a spread
 

Footwear

  • black shoes — shack blues
  • boot laces — loot bases
  • floppy slippers — sloppy flippers
  • needing some socks — seeding some knocks
  • shoe box — boo shocks
 

Miscellaneous Clothing

  • blue trousers — true blousers
  • chunky pants — punky chants
  • coat hook — haute cook
  • cold mitts — mould kits
  • glossy buttons — bossy gluttons
 

Colours

  • black and white — whack and blight
  • green and mauve — mean and grove
  • loads of colours —codes of lullers
  • pale and dark — dale and park
  • sky blue pink with purple spots — spy blue pink with purple Scots
 

Names

  • affair of Pete — a pair of feet
  • aging Ron — raging on
  • Alysha — a Sheila
  • Ann and Steve — Stan and Eve
  • Arthur's mass — Martha's ass
  • astute Cory — a cute story
  • ate with Rita — rate, with eater
  • Bertie dotes — dirty boats
  • breeding Ned — kneading bread
  • Bridget's mother — midget's brother
  • Bruce, not Tom — truce, not bomb
  • Claire was boring us — bear was clawing us
  • court of Paul — port of call
  • cure Wyatt — you're quiet
  • Dave quellers — cave dwellers
  • Davy with the grinner — gravy with the dinner
  • Dick and QWERTY — quick and dirty
  • duly, Trevor stated — truly devestated
  • dumb ass name — numb ass dame
  • flaming Nora — naming Flora
  • frame for Claude — claim for fraud
  • Fran's best mend — man's best friend
  • fun name — Nun fame
  • glowing Nance — knowing glance
  • hi Peter — pie heater
  • hugging Barry — bugging Harry
  • icky Peter — picky eater
  • Jane amender — main agenda
  • Jill for Bob — bill for job
  • Johnny boy — bonny joy
  • josh down with Wynn — wash down with gin
  • Lenny pain — Penny Lane
  • Madge Baker — badge maker
  • Mandy Hucker — handy mucker
  • marking Peter — parking meter
  • meet Neil — neat meal
  • Melanie — lemonie
  • money due Helen — honeydew melon
  • Monica can alter — Konica Minolta
  • mopey Dan — dopey man
  • my dad, Martin — my mad dartin'
  • Neville, of Leeds — level of needs
  • Norman the motorist — Mormon, the notorist
  • nursed fame — first name
  • pat your Errol — at your peril
  • Pete the miner — meet the piner
  • pie Howard — high-powered
  • playing with your original Stan — staying with your original plan
  • prissy Sam — sissy pram
  • Rick, then Brenda — brick, then render
  • shaper Pete — paper sheet
  • show your name — know your shame
  • snooper Annie — Super Nanny
  • sonya with a 'Y' — won ya with a sigh…
  • sticking with Kyle — kicking with style
  • Susan shocks — shoes and socks
  • Tom and Kerry — commentary
  • your Kath is getting bold — your bath is getting cold