Nature
Amphibians
- frogs down in the pond — dogs frown in the pond
- having water and needing to breed — having brought her and needing to weed
- mating in shallow water — waiting in shallow mortar
Animals
- a Lions roar — Orion's law
- ape-like creature — cape-like reacher
- a roost for the bats — a boost for the rats
- bear pits — pear bits
- bringing the rat — ringing the brat
- fabulous creatures — crabulous features
- fear of snakes — sneer of fakes
- feeding the horse — heeding the force
- flock of sheep — shock of leap
- hanging around in a cave with bats — banging aound in a cave with hats
- honey bear — bunny hair
- husky dogs — dusky hogs
- learning to imitate — earning, to limitate
- monkey food — funky mood
- monkey house — hunky mouse
- my cat needs a good home — my hat needs a good comb
- polar bear — bowler pair
- rat-like creatures — cat-like reachers
- nesting place for rats — resting place for gnats
- saving the whales — waving the sails
- sheep don't care — keep, don't share
- shy bears — buy shares
- sled dog — dead slog
- sleeping lion — leaping sly un'
- tiny sperms — spiny terms
- whale pod — pale wad
Birds
- a hide by the bushes — abide by the hushes
- back of the nest — knack of the best
- bird calls — curd balls
- bird on the wire — word on the buyer
- bird watching with Bill Oddie — word botching with ill body
- caught on the wing — wart on the King
- coal tit — toll kit
- geese that fly — fleece that guy
- hearing a wren — rearing a hen
- lame duck — dame luck
- mating display — dating misplay
- tail feathers — fail tethers
Climate and Elements
- blustery winds with scattered rain showers — lustery winds with scattered brain showers
- breaking waves — waking braves
- cloudy day — dowdy clay
- crashes on the rocks — rashes on the crocs
- fairing the weather — wearing the feather
- fog with snow — snog with foe
- heated by the sun — seated by the Hun
- lakes and oceans — aches and lotions
- lakes covered in ice — aches, covered in lice
- layers of snow — slayers of 'no'
- light Southerly winds — slight otherly winds
- mild on Wednesday's — wild on men's days
- persistent rain — resistant pain
- powered by the sun — soured by the pun
- power of the ocean — hour of the potion
- sea water — wee sorter
- shallow seas — sallow 'she's'
- show me a river — row me a 'shiver'
- thick, dense fog — thick fence dog
- trick of the light — lick of the 'trite'
- warning of mist — morning of whist
- waterfall — fought a wall
- weight of the water — wart of the waiter
Conservation
- dying out — eyeing doubt
- oil spill — spoil (ill)
- sore pollution — poor solution
- tagging whales — wagging tails
Hunting and Gathering
- bury with care — Kerry with bear
- coming over the hill — humming over the kill
- food chain — chewed feign
- hunting grounds — grunting hounds
- killing the badgers — billings the cadgers
- light feeders — fight leaders
- stealthy hunter — healthy stunter
- tricking your prey — picking your tray
Insects
- bee keeping — key beeping
- butterfly — flutterby
- fleas hopping around — he's flopping around
- flight of a bee — bite of a flea
- sub-group — grub soup
Landscape
- falling star — stalling far
- found by the bog — bound by the fog
- rocks in space — Spock's in race
- sandy shale — shandy sale
- battered shells — shattered bells
- sign of land — line of sand
- sweep of hill — heap of swill
- two metres above the ground — two greeters above the mound
Pets
- barks with all his might — marks with all his bite
- cat's paw — pat score
- cat basket — bat casket
- cat flap — flat cap
- cat with soul — sat with coal
- dirty paws — perty doors
- dog food — fog dude
- doggie bark — boggy, dark
- flea and tick control — tea and flick control
- fussing over the cat — cussing over the fat
- goldfish bowl — bold fish goal
- hairy dog — dairy hog
- happy cat — cappy hat
- licking and preening — pricking and leaning
- mewing cats — queuing mats
- missing cats — kissing mats
- pet's today — debts to pay
- roaming cats — combing rats
- stroke away — woke a stray
- walk and feed — fork and weed
- wet paws — pet wars
- Whiskas in my dish — discussin' my wish
Plants, Flowers and Trees
- base of the roots — race of the boots
- branch routes — ranch brutes
- Brazilian rain forest — a zillion brain forest
- flower show — shower flow
- fragrant blooms — flagrant brooms
- greenhouse gas — granhouse geese
- green leaf — lean grief
- millions of trees — trillions of 'me's'
- petals of a flower — fettles of a plougher
- seeding with planter — pleading with Santa
- slowing the growth — growing the sloth
- tea plant foliage — fee plant toliage
- tending the blooms — blending the tombs
- twig bits — big twits
Seasons
- mild winter — wild minter
- rainy season — saney reason
- rum season — some reason
- trail through the ice — trial through the ace