Household
Bathroom & Hygiene | Bedroom | Cleaning & Comfort | Decorating & Renovation | Furniture | Garden | House Hunting & Bare Essentials | Kitchen | Utilities
Bathroom and Hygiene
- caught in the shower — short, in the cower
- out of the shower — shout of the hour
- roaring hot bath — boring hot wrath
Bedroom
- bed spread — sped bred
- hop on the bed — bop on the head
- shaking in your bed — baking in your shed
- staying up late — laying up state
Cleaning and Comfort
- a degreaser — agreed easer
- chlorine — raw, clean
- clean the sashes — seen the clashes
- clean your room then take a break — clean your broom then take a rake
- doing the chores — chewing the doors
- dusty room — rusty doom
- lays, collecting dust — days collecting lust
- locking your room — rocking your loom
- mop and bucket — bop and muck it
- moving those bits into the garage — moving those gits into the barrage
- raking through the ashes — aching through the ashes
- switch dimmer — ditch swimmer
- washing powder — poshing wowed her
Decorating and Renovation
- attaching a bolt to the door — attaching a dolt to the bore
- cheaper ways to do it — deeper ways to chew it
- creaky floor — freaky claw
- feature lighting — leecher fighting
- flooring pattern — pouring (flatten)
- getting it varnished — vetting it, garnished
- money to fix it up — funny to mix it up
Furniture
- chest of drawers — dressed, of chores
- coffee table — toffee cable
- easy chair — cheesy air
- popping it in your drawer — dropping it in your paw
- squeeky chair — cheeky square
Garden
- mowing the grass — growing the mass
- plant pots — pant plots
- raised from the decking — dazed from the wrecking
- shed door — dead sure
House Hunting and Bare Essentials
- bachelor pad — patch allure (bad)
- barn door — darn bore
- blocks of flats — flocks of bats
- boarding and lodging — lording and bodging
- fabulous flat — flabulous fat
- fairy-tale home — hairy tail foam
- finding a buyer — binding a fire
- heating and cooling — hooting and keeling
- house movers — mouse hoovers
- locking the shacks — lacking the shocks
- low floor — flow law
- plan your space — span your place
- plots of land — lots of planned
- real estate — stealer rate
- start packing — part stacking
- the house is eating up money — the mouse is eating up honey
Kitchen
- burning gas — gurning bass
- dinner set — sinner debt
- I found a clean dish — I downed a clean fish
- sink and plug hole — pink and slug hole
- take to boiling point — bake to toiling point
Utilities
- blowing a fuse — flowing abuse
- calling on the phone — falling on the cone
- capped water bill — apt quarter bill
- leaky radiator — reeky ladyator
- lighting a fire — fighting a liar
- light switch — slight witch
- missing the call — kissing them all
- warm your hands by the fire — form your hands by the wire