Food and Drink
Bakery
- baking the bread — breaking the bed
- bread bag — bed brag
- cream-filled scone — scream-filled cone
- fresh cakes — creche fakes
- sack of pies — pack of sighs
- thick crust — kick thrust
- tin of scones — skin of tones
- wide cut bread — bride cut wed
Beverages
- beerful chanter — cheerful banter
- bar tender — tar bender
- batches of scrumpy — scratches of bumpy
- boozed brits — bruised bits
- brewing wine — wooing brine
- cartridge filter — fartridge kilter
- closing time at the pub — posing time at the club
- cold brews — bold crews
- draft stout — staffed drought
- drunken fool — funk n' drool
- drunken stupor — stunken drooper
- finer malt — minor fault
- flask of tea — task of flea
- hair of the dog — dare of the hog
- heart of the pub — part of the hub
- more in a jug — jaw, in a mug
- mug of tea — tug of me
- rum dealer — dumb reeler
- traditional ales — additional trails
Biscuits and Cakes
- cakes and biscuits — bakes and kiss kits
- chocolate chip — chicklet chop
- fairy cakes — carey fakes
- share of the cake — care of the sheikh
Candy and Treats
- champagne and cake — campaign and shake
- chewing gum — gooing chum
- fizzy sweets — swizzy feats
- give the brat some candy — give the cat some brandy
- jelly beans — belly jeans
- jelly worms — welly germs
- pear drops — dare props
- soft scoop — scoffed soup
Dairy
- add hot milk — mad hot ilk
- boiled egg — oiled beg
- eating cheese — cheating ease
- farmhouse cheese — charmhouse fees
- hard lumps — lard humps
- mild cheese — child 'me's'
- nob of butter — bob of nutter
Dining and Drinking
- annual meeting — manual eating
- Chinese food — fine ease, chewed
- forlorn boozer — for born loser
- four course meal — more coarse feel
- packed lunch — lacked punch
- side order of fries — fried order of size
Fruit and Vegetables
- apples with grapes — grapples with apes
- bite of fruit — fight of brute
- buying fruits — frying boots
- cabbage green — grabbage (keen)
- can of peas — pan of keys
- cucumber portion — pukumber caution
- eating flowers — fleeting hours
- eating some grass — greeting some ass
- greengrocers — groangreasers
- raw food diet — four dude riot
- seedless grapes — greedless apes
Meals and Snacks
- bran flakes — flan breaks
- chippy treat — trippy cheat
- cooking the brains — booking the cranes
- delicious meal — malicious deal
- dish of food — fish of dude
- eating a big meal — meeting a big eel
- food and water — wooed and fought her
- food rationing — rude fashioning
- food writer — rude fighter
- fortified by a good meal — mortfied by a good feel
- heating them on a grill — greeting them on a hill
- leek and chips — cheek and lips
- lots of pies — pots of lies
- mainly bran — brainly man
- making rice — raking mice
- meals and snacks — kneels and smacks
- more pasta — poor master
- normal foods — formal nudes
- Pot Noodle — not poodle
- pot snacks — snot packs
- ration packs — passion racks
- Ready brek — bready wreck
- refuel with food — re-fool with feud
- sour and bitter — bower and sitter
- tea and crumpets — key and trumpets
- tin of beans — bin of teens
- wait for your dinner — date for your winner
- wholemeal rice — whole, real mice
Meat, Fish and Poultry
- bone in my throat — thrown in my boat
- chicken lips — lickin' chips
- fillet steaks — still it fakes
- gammon is the same — salmon is the game
- ground beef — bound grief
- one person's fish — fun person's wish
- rack of lamb — lack of ram
- shark steaks — stark shakes
- try meat — my treat
Packaging
- clear wrapping — rear clapping
- food labels — lewd fables
Recipes and Ingredients
- all manner of different spices — all spanner of different mices
- burning your onions — earning your bunions
- cod liver oil — odd liver coil
- cold pressed oils — old pressed coils
- custard mix — mustard kicks
- heating the sauce — seating the horse
- jumping beans — bumping jeans
- made with trans fats — trade with mans fats
- no added sugar — show added nougat
- saturated fat — fat you rated (sat)
- serving of calories — curving of salaries
- sugar beet — booger sheet
- tossing the beans — bossing the teens