Entertainment
Activities & Events | Books & Word Play | Circus & Fair | Film & Theatre | Games & Toys | Music | Phrases | Radio & Television
Activities and Events
- dance party — pants darty
- girly night out — early night gout
- grand opening — and gropening
- host the party — post the hearty
- killing the megaphones — filling the megacones
- lazy crowd — crazy, loud
- map of buried treasure — trap of buried measure
- more crowds waiting — war crowds mating
- pulling the crowd — culling the proud
- running and shouting — shunning and routing
- seedy night club — needy sight club
Books and Word Play
- guys that like spoonerisms — spies that like goonerisms
- book clubber — cook blubber
- book with crosswords — crook with boss-words
- crossword dictionary — drossword kicktionary
- funny reading — runny feeding
- puns and riddles — runs and piddles
Circus and Fair
- Coney Island fair — phoney island care
- french-type clown — clench-type frown
- naming the clowns — claiming the nouns
- smoking jugglers — joking smugglers
Film and Theatre
- Goldeneye — olden guy
- gory bits — borey gits
- The Great Escape — the skater grape
- Hollywood — wallyhood
- House of Flying Daggers — House of Dying Flaggers
- Million Dollar Baby — billion dollar 'maybe'
- movie greats — groovy mates
- wait for the trailer — trait for the wailer
Games and Toys
- bikes and toys — tykes and boys
- boy with a kite — coy, with a bite
- brightly coloured toy — tritely coloured boy
- cuddly bear — buddly care
- friendly card game — friendly guard came
- loading the game — goading the lame
- napping toys — tapping noise
- Sony Playstation — pony slaystation
- starting with a pair — parting with a stare
Music
- ballet shoes — chalet booze
- bootie call — cootie ball
- Candy Girl — Gandhi curl
- crowd lacking noise — loud cracking noise
- feedback loop — foodback leap
- had a big hit — hid a big hat
- hanging with the band — banging with the hand
- head bangers — bed hangers
- hopping to the beat — bopping to the heat
- reason for singing — season for ringing
- Shawoddywoddy — were shoddy-shoddy (w/r)
- singing the blues — blinging the Sioux's
- Top of The Charts — chop of the tarts
Phrases
- funny man — money fan
- let's go peeping — pets go leaping
- long-lasting fun — long-lusting fan
- poor joke — jaw poke
- real good, and fun — feel good, and run
- redneck humour — head-neck rumour
Radio and Television
- bad sitcom — sad bitcom
- beam me up, Scotty! — scheme me up, botty
- coming up after the news — numbing up after the queues
- first callers — cursed fallers
- formal news — normal fuse
- game shows — shame goes
- news reader — ruse needer; ruse kneader
- phone lines are busy — bone lines are fizzy
- show ends at two — toe ends at shoe
- TV shows — she vetoes