Education
Examination & Testing | Reading & Writing | Teaching & Learning
Examination and Testing
- cheat on your test — teat on your chest
- cheat your best — beat your chest
- clear marks — mere clerks
- expensive tests — extensive pests
- marking pen — parking men
- no smarter than you — yo!…smarter than new
- quaking over the forthcoming test — taking over the forthcoming quest
- spelling test — telling's pest / best
Reading and Writing
- busy reading — is he breeding?
- a curl at the edge of the page — a pearl at the edge of the cage
- dictionary of slang words — slicktionary of 'dang' words
- learning from a book — burning from a look
- loyal reader — royal leader
- newspapers and magazines — musepapers and nagazines
- read from the list — lead from the wrist
- reading Braille — breeding ale
- tale of two cities — sale of two titties
- taming of the shrew — shaming of the true
- what I'm reading — rot I'm weeding
- writing and speaking — spiting and reeking
Teaching and Learning
- bored out of my mind — more doubt out of my bind
- British teachers — tittish breachers
- caught talking — taught corking
- cursing knowledge — nursing college
- deduce and refine — reduce and define
- do you want any help? — do you hunt any whelp?
- fees for schools — skis for fools
- four simple rules — raw, simple fools
- French teachers — trench features
- grading a test — trading a guest
- King's College — Kong's killage
- lateral thinking — literal thanking
- lead by the hand — head by the land
- learning bite — burning light
- learning for a year — yearning for a leer
- learning speech patterns — spurning leech patterns
- learning to use it — yearning to lose it
- let a swot — sweat a lot
- listen here — hiss an' leer
- looking hard — hooking lard
- measured plan — pleasured man
- memory tricks — tremory mix
- needing your fees — feeding your knees
- paving the way — waiving the pay
- rewriting a rule — rerouting a rile
- right teaching — tight reaching
- school choir — cool squire
- school group — gruel scoop
- school kid — cool skid
- sick of trying — trick of sighing
- stop talking — top stalking
- tale end of school — scale end of tool
- teacher files — feature tiles
- teaching and learning — leeching and turning
- the meaning of which — the weaning of Mitch
- the spoken word — the woken, spurred
- Wikipedia — picky-weedier
- you've wasted two terms — you've tasted two worms
- young children learning — lung children yearning