Commerce and Vocation
Assembly Line
- chute cover — coot shover
- cooling table — tooling cable
- filling the cans — killing the fans
- holes in the mould — moles in the hold
- industrial revolution — inrustrial devolution
- oil around the seals — soil around the eels
- shiny and taut — tiny and short
- tear strap — stare trap
Automobiles
- bulkhead — hulk bed
- car dealers — dark eelers
- car showroom — shark owe-room
- older shapes — shoulder apes
Business
- accruing the dime — a-doing the crime
- board meeting — moored beating
- risky factors — frisky actors
- show an understanding of a small niche — know an understanding of a small 'sheesh'
- stocks and shares — shocks and stares
- trade routes — trued rates
Construction
- builders of the highways — Hildas of the byways
- making the bricks — breaking the mix
- self-jacking cranes — self-cracking Janes
- sledgehammer — hedge slammer
- towering crane — cowering train
Creative Arts
- art paper — part aper
- arts and crafts — carts and rafts
- dry brush technique — bride rush technique
- hounded them for the part — pounded them for the heart
- lot of black — blot of lack
- nude model — mood noddle
- painting flowers — fainting ploughers
- support group for writers — report group for sighters
- taking snaps — snaking taps
- training to be a dancer — deigning to be a trancer
Finance
- base rate — race bait
- Bear Stearns Companies, Inc — Stare Burns Companies, Inc
- blaming your lenders — laming your blenders
- bonus: a share option — shown us a bare option
- buyers and lenders — liers and benders
- frets about seizing his assets — sets about freezing his assets
- leading bankers — bleeding anchors
- a lot more for you to borrow — allot bore for you tomorrow
- pay in guineas — gay, in pinnies
- slowing an economic growth — growing an economic sloth
- untold ritches — unrolled titches
Food and Farming
- food crops — crude fops
- healing the farmer — feeling the harmer
- home at the farm — foam at the harm
- leading the farmers — feeding the lamas
- leek pickers — peak lickers
- loads of expensive grains — grades of expensive loans
- releasing the grains — re-greasing the lanes
- rice production — price reduction
- sheep rearing — reap, shearing
- taking bales — baking tails
Office
- asleep on the job — a slob on the jeep
- blowing fan — flowing ban
- cartridge paper — partridge caper
- double sided sticky tape — stubble sided dicky tape
- labeling the card — cabling the lard
- length of string — strength of ling
- licking a stamp — sticking a lamp
- lift access to the top — loft access to the tip
- quick, hide in the lift — lick, hide in the quiffed!
- shredding the docs — dreading the shocks
- typing pool — piping tool
Research and Design
- anti-particles — panty articles
- biotech revolution — biowrecked evolution
- detail in something — see tale in dumb thing
- dumping the theory — thumping the dearie
- name and logo — lame and 'no-go'
- powerful solution — sourful pollution
- quirky genes — jerky queens
- ray tracing — tray racing
- test groups — guest troops
- test to breaking point — breast to taking point
- zoologist — oozeologist
Sales
- caught the fake seller — fought the cake seller
- clearing the stock — steering the clock
- more information and terms of use — your information and terms of moose
- no shortage — show noughtage
Shopping
- chain stores — stain chores
- cheap shops — sheep chops
- credit card for booking it — credit bard for cooking it
- flocking shoppers — shocking floppers
- gold card — cold guard
- hardware store — hard-stare war
- I think it's a good store — I stink: it's a good thaw!
- leading brand — breeding land
- my mentality causes me to spend — spy mentality causes me to mend
- older collection — colder election
- paying for the old stuff — staying for the old puff
- seen one sold — sown one, sealed
- shopping in the back of my mind — bopping in the shack of my mind
- trendy buyer — bendy trier
- trusted e-buyer — busted e-trier
Terminology/Other
- bit of work — wit of berk
- job's yours — yob's jaws
- jolly good work — wally good jerk
- learning from the boss — burning from the loss
- a pension saving scheme — ascension paving scheme
- Greek shipping — chic gripping
- quart of a shipment — short of equipment
- space rockets — ace sprockets
- stamp dealer — damp stealer
Tools and Materials
- block of rubber — rock of blubber
- cheap parts — peep charts
- dowling and tiles — toweling and dials
- extruding the clay — excluding the tray
- grating metal — mating Gretel
- screwdriver — drew skiver
- shaves of wood — waves of 'should'
- spanners and pliers — planners and spiers
Utilities
- coal pits — pole kits
- gas mains — mass gains
- gas rates — ass grates
- sewage plant — pooage slant