Body and Health
Body Bits | Common Complaints | Grooming & Hygiene | Habits | Hair, Face & Head | Medical Care | Mind & Mood | Plastic Surgery | Rest & Recuperation | Weight & Exercise
Body Bits
- bit of the body — bot of the biddy
- clearly a man — merely a clan
- jiggling rump — wriggling jump
- mans torso — tans more-so
- muscles around the heart — hustles around the mart
- pair of legs — lair of pegs
- pumping hearts — humping parts
Complaints and Injuries
- bloated and discoloured — doted and bliss-coloured
- chicken pox with cold sores — chicken socks with cold pores
- quite sickly — site quickly
- red bumps — bed rumps
- shoulder aches — older shakes
- sore back — bore sack
- two sneezes — snoot eases
Grooming and Hygiene
- closing your pores — posing your claws
- cut myself up, shaving — shut myself up, caving
- hair dyes — dare highs
- needing the loo — leading the new
- shower wakes you up — wower shakes you up
- stay looking great — grey looking state
- tanning bed — banning Ted
- wash and go — gosh and whoa!
Habits
- chain-smokers — mains-chokers
- lighting a fag — fighting a lag
- pack of smokes — smack of pokes
- picking your nose — nicking your pose
Hair, Face and Head
- beauty cream — cutie bream
- bleeding nose — needing blows
- bowl haircut — whole bare cut
- cool air on my face — fool air on my case
- flushed and red — rushed and fled
- hairy armpits — airy harm pits
- lockjaw — jock law
- normal lookin' face — formal, lookin' ace
- pair of glasses — glare of passes
- scary eyes — airy skies
- shape of the jaw — jape of the sure
- shaven heads — haven sheds
- skin care — kin scare
- wig and beard — big and weird
- wonky hairstyle — honky wear-style
Medical Care
- brink of pain — pink of brain
- buying drugs — drying bugs
- chest pains — pest chains
- cuts and grazes — guts and crazes
- first aid kit — cursed aid fit
- full of bites — bull of fights
- healing only a few — feeling only a hue
- healthy stuff — stealthy huff
- heart-stopping — start hopping
- hours in the surgery — sours in the urgery
- hypodermic needle — hypodeemic nerdle
- part of the illness — art of the pillness
- pill stores — still pause
- Primary Care Trust — crimery pair trust
- side effects and problems — pride effects and soblems
- stage of illness — age of stillness
- stand without a cane — canned without a stain
- steadfast surgeon — said fast sturgeon
- taken ill — ache until…?
- thermometer — mirthometer
- treating the groups — greeting the troops
- waiting room — rating womb
- walking stick — stalking wick
Mind and Mood
- averting sanity — asserting vanity
- barking mad — marking bad
- bawling man — mauling ban
- clearly mad — merely clad
- happy pills — hippy pals
- head rot — red hot
- neurological illness — you're a logical 'nillness'
- nut house — hut nous
- out of the depression — doubt of the oppression
- perky or poorly — porky or pearly
- serotonin — terror sown in
- sign of madness — mine, of sadness
- stored in my brain — bored (in my strain)
Plastic Surgery
- brows and bags — bows and brags
- nose job — Joe snob
- reduces sagging — seduces ragging
Rest and Recuperation
- go and take a nap — know and take a gap
- happy sleep — slappy heap
- lack of sleep — slack of leap
- lie there — thigh lair
- sleeping badly — bleeping sadly
- slept and napped — leapt and snapped
- staying awake — weighing a steak
- teary an' weak — weary antique
- tired and weary — wired and teary
- well and healthy — hell and wealthy
Weight and Exercise
- bring you knees to your chest — bring your cheese to your nest
- chubby pair — pubby chair
- doing a walk — wooing a dork
- found it on a walk — wound it on a fork
- gaining weight — waning gait
- good shape — should gape
- keep on slouching — sleep on couching
- kicking your legs — licking your kegs
- out of shape — shout of ape
- saggy rear — raggy seer
- tired after a long walk — wired after a long talk