Spoonerism-fun

The art of word mangling.

2008-08-17T22:10:00.002+01:00

home for the fairy people — foam for the hairy people
cashing in on the crops — crashing in on the cops
your part — pure art

Correctly (or incorrectly?) integrating wordy pranks.

2008-08-14T21:34:00.004+01:00

I flew through the channels — I chew through the flannels
running mates — reigning mutts
ranks for every page — pranks for every age
knowing the correct integration — growing the correct intonation

Candidates for ghostly word errors.

2008-08-08T20:56:00.001+01:00

most of the goats — ghost of the moats
easing past the squatters — squeezing past the otters
running candidates — cunning randy dates

Raking through words, reaching and pairing.

2008-07-31T19:22:00.002+01:00

hardy lobbyist — lardy hobbyist
caring porters — pairing courters
teaching newer rules — reaching newer tools
taking it into the room — raking it into the tomb

Plain old words going down the drain.

2008-07-27T10:44:00.004+01:00

plain drugs — drain plugs
earning your total — owning your turtle
bicycle rides — icicle brides
sailor tales — tailor sales

Keyword laugh guides? (probably not...).

2008-07-21T22:33:00.003+01:00

keyword phrase — feeword craze
lifeguard — laugh guide
you needed a happy guide dog — who needed a yappy guide dog?
a cat's preen session – a prat's keen session

Just two for you.

2008-07-17T21:43:00.001+01:00

free trials — tree files
leading strikers — striding leakers

Jolted by stubborn, exhausting talk.

2008-07-11T22:15:00.003+01:00

existing talks — exhausting ticks
jilted by your lover — jolted by your liver
wearing despite a stubborn stain — staring, despite a stubborn Wayne
karma fate — farmer Kate

Start small with a lack of healthy words.

2008-07-06T21:32:00.005+01:00

start small — smart stall
claiming your own — aiming your clone
flies and bees — buys and flees

Unsturdy words (mainly).

2008-07-03T21:52:00.003+01:00

sturdy box — birdie stocks
sealing the house — healing the souse
global madness — mobile gladness
mainly stark — stainly mark

Hoards of sleazy typos.

2008-06-30T20:40:00.002+01:00

hoards of workers — herds of walkers
snoozing and sleeping — snooping and sleazing
choose your shopping — shoes your chopping
more people are waking up — war people are making up
green towels — teen growls
seeing from the sea floor — fleeing from the see-saw

Worst internet words (finals list).

2008-06-25T21:25:00.002+01:00

deserving a good reception — reserving a good deception
finals list — Lionel's fist
reduced diet — deduced riot
list of the tracks — last of the tricks
pre-washing before the rinse — re-washing before the prince
sharing and swapping — swearing and shopping
cleaning your nose — cloning you knees
a Ford dealer — adored feeler
first internet worm — worst internet firm

Tackling incorrect thinking.

2008-06-13T21:57:00.003+01:00

speeding up your browser — breeding up your spouser
at the beach — eat the batch
re-potting the plants — re-platting the ponce
tackling the problem with correct thinking — tickling the problem with correct thanking

Coping with a poor crop of words.

2008-06-10T21:51:00.003+01:00

pay rise — a prize
cope with hot pans — pope with hot cans
china mug — minor chug
healthy walk — wealthy hawk
charming fellows — farming cellos

Grammar sport in wet cement.

2008-06-05T21:14:00.003+01:00

caught in a tight spot — sport in a tight cot
hang your suit up — sang your hoot up
wet cement — set, we meant
rucksack — suck rack

The quick and wary–ever so scary.

2008-06-01T23:19:00.001+01:00

wary as hell — hairy as well
neat and tidy — tight and needy
quick snails — Nick's quails

Ploughing through rough words.

2008-05-30T21:45:00.002+01:00

power plants — plower pants
leading the walk — lording the weak
wild China — child whiner
tough rules — rough tools

Depressingly poor spelling.

2008-05-28T22:12:00.001+01:00

working with group leaders — lurking with group weeders
planetary seeding — sanitary pleading
really depressed — dearly repressed

Shockingly silly words!

2008-05-25T13:12:00.001+01:00

plumb base — bum place
shirt an' socks — certain shocks
meeting with the owners — eating with the moaners

Churning words.

2008-05-21T23:32:00.001+01:00

teaching in the room — reaching in the tomb
learning chess — churning less
Jack's birthday — jerk's bath day

Just a few...

2008-05-18T22:10:00.001+01:00

care work — air quirk
West China — chest whiner
power kit — cower pit

More bad words.

2008-05-08T22:37:00.004+01:00

House of Flying Daggers — House of Dying Flaggers
rules and guidelines — ghouls and ridelines
heating and air conditioning — eating and hair conditioning
finding your boundaries — binding your foundries

Quirky words.

2008-05-05T22:33:00.003+01:00

quirk of a gene — jerk of a queen
World Court — curled wart
risky factors — frisky actors

Swerving to avoid good spelling.

2008-05-01T22:26:00.005+01:00

slept and napped — leapt and snapped
workstation servers — irkstation swervers

Beware the dork farces...

2008-04-30T22:53:00.002+01:00

dark forces — dork farces
meat with bones — beat with moans